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Short Jokes
A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.
A Bird in the Hand
A bird in the hand is dead.
A Bird in the Hand
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
A Clean Tie
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
A Flying Particle Will
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
That Snap Was Old
Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma's kick-start vibrator.
That Snap Was Old
Man, that snap is so old, the last time I heard it, my grandfather was still wearing a leather condom.
That Snap Was Stale
Man, that snap was staler than yo breath.
A Bulldog and A Shitsu
What do you get when you cross a Bulldog with a shitsu?
A Drunk Vs. A Stoner
What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
Jimmy Cracked Corn
If Jimmy Cracked Corn and I don't care..Why is there a song about him?
A Part Time Cucumber
What is yellow then green then yellow then green?
What is Red and Hairy
What is red and hairy?
What Kind of Ship Doesn't Sink
What kind of ship doesn't sink?
Bee Business
What do you call the business of the bees?
