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Short Jokes
Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center.
A Wire Cut ti Length
Any wire cut to length will be too short.
Any Horizontal Surface
Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.
Any Landing You Can Walk Away From
Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
Always Remember To
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!
An Object at Rest
An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
An Objsct in Motion
An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
All Things Being Equal
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
All True Wisdom
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
Afternoon Is
Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
All Good Things Come to an End
All good things must come to an end, I just want to know when they start!
A Geophysicist Is
A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
A Pipe Gives A Wise Man Time to Think
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth.
A Penny Saved
A penny saved has not been spent.
A Short Cut
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
